Check Our Prices

10 Parents Nail It In 140 Characters Or Less

Julie Ryan Evans

These ten parenting tweets have us nodding our heads, cracking up, and thanking our lucky stars we’re not the only ones.

Face it, parenting is weird. Wonderful? Sure, but also confusing, exhausting and flat-out, unbelievably weird.

Sometimes after you’ve stepped on the 700th Lego, spent all your energy fighting a toddler about putting on their coat, or have been interrupted in the bathroom, all you can do is laugh.

Other times, there’s Twitter. Here are the ten funniest parent-tweets of the last 30 days.

1 - Gross? What’s gross?


2 - Nothing happens without coffee.


3 - It’s a lightbulb moment.


4 - Every single time.


5 - Wish someone huddled us up.


6 - Do you have what it takes?


7 - Pretty much this.


8 - The rules don’t apply to grown-ups.


9 - Ah, the unabridged toddler dictionary.


10 - Bring ‘em all if it keeps us moving.


Done laughing but want one last smile? See how easy Fabric has made it to check life insurance off your list. Plans start at $6/mo. Coverage starts in about 2 minutes.

Julie Ryan Evans

Sign up for our monthly newsletter.

Hi, we're Fabric!

Life insurance wizards by day, parents by night.
Covered in about 2 minutes, plans start at $6/mo.

Life insurance made easy.

Recommended Posts
What's Covered?
Sign In

© 2018 Fabric Insurance Agency, LLC

Fabric Instant is an Accidental Death Insurance Policy (Form VL-ADH1 with state variations where applicable) and Fabric Premium is a Term Life Insurance Policy (Form ICC16-VLT and CMP 0501 with state variations where applicable). Policies are issued by Vantis Life Insurance Company. (Vantis Life), Windsor, CT (all states except NY), and by Vantis Life Insurance Company of New York, Brewster, NY (NY only). Coverage may not be available in all states. Issuance of coverage for Fabric Premium is subject to underwriting review and approval. Please see a copy of the policy for the full terms, conditions and exclusions. Policy obligations are the sole responsibility of Vantis Life.

Fabric Insurance Agency, LLC (FIA) is an insurance agency licensed to sell life, accident, and health insurance products. FIA will receive compensation from Vantis Life for such sales. The NAIC Company Code for Vantis Life is 68632. See the Terms of Use for additional information regarding FIA.‬‬